🧟🧃💊 Resident Evil 2 — Trusting a Typewriter With My Life 🔑🗺 🧟 ♀

🧟‍♂️ R.P.D. DATE NIGHT SURVIVAL GUIDE 🖨️

🥩🍞🧄 + 🌿🌿 + 🧃💊 + 🔫🔑🗺️🩸🧟‍♂️➡️😰➡️💀

Pack light — we’re not escaping the Raccoon City Police Department.
We’re panic-dating Leon Kennedy (original PlayStation 1 polygon edition) while everything tries to eat us. 💙

Watch as I:

😱 Lose my mind every time Leon calmly starts saving
🚪 Open doors that were clearly a bad idea
🗝️ Carry 6 keys shaped like animals and still need another one
🌿 Mix herbs like I’m cooking pasta with no recipe
🧠 Solve puzzles meant for geniuses by accident
🧟‍♂️ Get grabbed by zombies while Leon keeps typing
📸 Treat survival horror like a guided R.P.D. tour

💀 WARNING:
May include excessive screaming, wasted ammo, poor inventory management, and Leon quietly judging my life choices while saving the game anyway.

Will I survive Raccoon City? Maybe.
Will I die immediately after forgetting to save? Absolutely.
Will Leon carry this entire operation with a handgun and a typewriter? Without question.

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