Dr. Z | Episode: "Plutonic Papers & The Vampire Quadruple" 🗑️🪐🧛‍♀️

BY BERNWARD BIMBO, ERNST NEGER 6, MORTEN MOHR & DIANA NEGERKUSS – A SAMUEL BRONKOWIZ PRODUCTION FOR MADWOOD STUDIOS

DR. Z – EPISODE: “PLUTONIC PAPERS & THE VAMPIRE QUADRUPLE” 🗑️🪐🧛‍♀️

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In a universe where love triangles are passé, get ready for the Love Quadruple. When Ehlers, Janelle, and Salome’s chaotic romance accidentally absorbs the compassionate observer Murky Mucha, they create a geometrically unstable but emotionally volatile new shape. Their dysfunction, however, is about to be commodified.

Edith the Greedy Baufrau-Lurch, now a full-fledged Wastepaper Vampire, descends upon the concrete shipyard with a new ambition: to leverage their “high-yield emotional bonds” as collateral to purchase Pluto and turn it into the solar system’s ultimate, isolated landfill.

To save a dwarf planet from becoming a dump, our heroes must do the unthinkable: stabilize their chaos on a strict schedule. They’ll need to face a cosmic zoning hearing presided over by The Kraken, resist the financial synergy of The Schwanz Who Laughs, and find salvation in a dessert that tastes of cosmic loneliness—Torsten Gay-K’s Plutonic Parfait.

This is a story of interstellar finance, scheduled jealousy, knitted mittens, and the profound realization that sometimes, saving a world doesn’t require heroes—it requires becoming a perfectly balanced liability.

🪐 CHAPTERS:
0:00- The Geometry of the Quadruple
0:45- Descent of the Wastepaper Vampire
1:30- Love as Collateral
2:15- The Kraken’s Cosmic Zoning Board
3:00- Resolution by Parfait
3:45- The New Galactic Normal

🎬 CAST & CREW:

· Murky Mucha: Adam Driver
· Ehlers: Lukas Ehrenberg
· Janelle: Jasmin Weller
· Salome: Sofia Tanz
· Edith the Greedy Baufrau-Lurch: Tilda Swinton
· Featuring: Matthias Schweighöfer, James Spader (V.O.), Tom Schilling, Bill Hader, Bob Odenkirk, and The Kraken as Himself.
· Written by the Ghost of Satire Past
· Produced by Samuel Bronkowiz for Madwood Studios
· A Bernd Pulch.org Exclusive

⚠️ DISCLAIMER:
This is a work of 100%satire. Any resemblance to actual persons, vampires, financial instruments, or dwarf planets is purely coincidental and probably intentional. No planets were harmed in the making of this metaphor, though several were deeply offended.

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💬 JOIN THE CHAOS:
What’s the better investment:a love quadruple or Pluto? Would you eat a Plutonic Parfait? Let us know in the comments below. If your comment is volatile enough, Edith might use it as collateral.

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