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:couch: Emotional Support Uncle:tm: reporting in!
Poor aim, bad advice, and good vibes.

Raising support for incoming granddaughter Paisley in April!
Cashapp - $WillMurjen
Throne - https://throne.com/will_murjen

Sub today — save a streamer from spiraling. For just $4.99 on Rumble and $5.99 on Twitch, you’ll get a tailor-made song based on your request. Your soundtrack. Your vibe. Your fault I didn’t cry this time.

:speech_balloon: Therapy’s unlicensed but available.
:dart: Aim is optional.
:gift: Support the stream (and your wallet):
If you play Eve Online, Pax Dei, Dual Universe or Junk Survivor click the link!
:point_right: https://store.markeedragon.com/affiliate.php?id=1121
:key: Use code "murjen" at checkout to save ISK & sanity.

#YouMatterHere | #EmotionalSupportUncle | #UnlicensedTherapy

Need more chaos and comfort?
Twitch Rumble • Same uncle, same chaos, just different couches.
:round_pushpin: https://twitch.tv/will_murjen
:round_pushpin: https://rumble.com/user/willmurjen