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Me went to the pub and I got so drunk I imagined this was Lorde in 2019, then I came back home and downloaded it from my brain to share with you.
Me Mum died in the Holly
Me Mom died in the Holly
Now my dad is a bar of soap
and my moms a lampshade
Inspired by Hard Archive
Enjoy

Lyrics
[Intro]

[Verse]
The disco lights are flashin' bright,
Me boots are stompin' in the night,
Jagerbombs and cheap perfume,
Dancin' on me mother's tomb.

[Pre-Chorus]
DJ drop that wobbly beat,
Granny's ashes in my seat,
She always said "live with flair",
Now I'm twerkin' in her chair.

[Chorus]
Me mum died in the holly',
But the bassline keeps me jolly,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, not sorry,
Shakin' it like lottery!
Me mum died in the holly',
Now my tears are in a trolley,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, not sorry,
Bury me with vodka shots-y!

[Verse]
Uncle Dave's on ketamine,
Auntie Sue's in latex green,
We rave where the coffin sat,
Spilled me wine on burial mat.

[Pre-Chorus]
Neighbors call the cops again,
Grandad's urn is on the spin,
He'd be proud or maybe not,
Dancin' hard on family plot.