🔫🧟 ♂ 💥 RESIDENT EVIL 5 — EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE 💥🧟 ♂ 🔫

🧟‍♀️ EPIC B.S.A.A. MRE 🌍
🥩🍞🪴🧄 + 🌿🌿🌿 + 🔫🔑🗺️🩸🧟‍♂️➡️😰➡️💀

Pack light — we’re not leaving Kijuju.
We’re panic-surviving with Chris Redfield & Sheva Alomar (Resident Evil 5 edition) while everything tries to kill us in broad daylight. 💙

Watch as I:

😱 Lose my mind while Chris calmly punches problems
🔥 Get set on fire in the sun — repeatedly
🗝️ Pick up treasures with zero idea what they’re for
🌿 Mix herbs like I’m cooking pasta with no recipe
🧠 Solve puzzles meant for co-op legends by accident
🧟‍♂️ Get grabbed by Majini while Sheva handles it efficiently
📸 Treat an active outbreak zone like a guided safari tour

💀 WARNING:
May include excessive screaming, wasted ammo, missed QTEs, bad partner AI decisions, and Chris silently judging my life choices while reloading.

Will I fight anything head-on? Eventually.
Will I miss a QTE and get launched off a building? Absolutely.
Will Chris and Sheva carry this entire operation with muscles, teamwork, and patience? Without question.

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