Remember Daisy Mae: A Formal Apology 🐷🎺

Clear Fork High Class of 1983… this one’s for you.
In March 1983, our production of Li'l Abner became legend — thanks to two unforgettable Daisy Maes and one very opinionated pot-bellied pig named Phineas.
This big-band swing torch song is a loving (and slightly sassy) correction to the record, dedicated to Kathy Letizia-Marzullo — the true Daisy Mae who carried the day with grace.
(With a playful nod to Dennete Gatton/Mottayaw — the Daisy Mae who bravely took one for the team when Phineas decided to “deliver” center stage.)
Join us at our fictional 42nd Reunion Gala for a night of glamour, laughter, and long-overdue applause.
Clear Fork Colts forever 💚🤍
Credits & Attributions

Vocals & Lyrics: Rob Hoffman
Music Composition & Arrangement: Rob Hoffman Muses With AI
Lead Performer (Daisy Mae): Inspired by and dedicated to Kathy Letizia-Marzullo
(With a playful nod to Dennete Gatton/Mottayaw)
Sound Effect: Grand reveal orchestral sting – https://tunetank.com
Visuals: Generated with AI tools (Aurora, Kling O1, Wan 2.6)
Class of '83 Reunion Photos: Gently lifted from our Facebook page and enhanced by Rob Hoffman
Special Thanks: The entire Class of 1983 and the legendary Phineas 🐷