Killjoy's Bullhitsa: Paleforeskins

KBH-12: This is a parody of the 2012 "Alien" prequel "Prometheus", designed as the Ultimate in S💩roosting.

The crew of the high-tech space yacht "Prometheus" have arrived on LV-223, their mission, to raid the bioweapons facility run by the Paleskins [those Aliens wrongfully identified as "Engineers" - well, they sure as 💩 didn't engineer us!] and try to flog some of the sweet, sweet wonder juice that will enable ANYONE to be able to give birth, regardless of whether they are a woman or Arnold Schwarzenegger. This terrifying invention, if it were to reach Earth, would give Mankind the ability to F🍆K themselves without needing partners...

...if only their minds would stay on the mission and not on their own constant corporate-sanctioned orgies...

This parody has been made 100% without the use of Auton Code [my term for generative AI], instead being a collection of screenshots taken from a self-produced bootleg [purely for the purpose of this project - I own a legit copy] of Prometheus, along with some selected clips [all within fair use limits], dubbing by myself in my garage, the audio given digital manipulation tricks such as pitch-shifting, slowdowns and reversals to enable the Paleskins to speak Astron Deltan, extra audio clips from other sources given the same treatment and all stirred together in my Openshot wok for a half-hour of stir-frying... Hmmmm, stir-fry.

Enjoy the show, mateys...