Cheap Therapy 12/31/25

CHEAP THERAPY NEW YEAR'S EVE APOCALYPSE SPECIAL 2025

THIS IS NOT A PARTY. THIS IS A CRIME SCENE WITH A SOUNDTRACK. Sanity? LEFT IT IN 2024 LIKE A LOSER. Bring your bottle, your worst ex’s phone number, and whatever dignity you still pretend to have – we’re burning it all tonight.
• Music so loud your ancestors will file noise complaints
• Dancing girls who’ve already forgotten their own names
• MISS PEG’S ALIENS beam-down confirmed – they’re bringing probes AND glowsticks
• Shenanigans upgraded to full felony-level antics
• Queebie’s alcoholic beverage of choice (spoiler: it’s definitely illegal in at least 3 states)
• BYOB – bring enough booze to bribe a deity or apologize to one.
We’re not ringing in the new year; we’re drop-kicking 2025 into the void. LET’S END THIS YEAR SCREAMING, DANCING, AND SLIGHTLY ON FIRE Who’s ready to make tomorrow’s hangover a legendary war story?