A Eulogy For 2025: Goodbye and Good Riddance

Ladies and gentlemen, gather ‘round. This is A Eulogy for 2025—and no, we’re not sugarcoating a damn thing.

2025 wasn’t “challenging.” It wasn’t “a learning experience.” It was a relentless, joyless, bureaucratic nut-punch that showed up every time things started to go right and said, “Oh no you don’t.” Momentum? Gone. Hope? Leased, not owned. Stability? Hilarious.

This video is a full-throated, foul-mouthed farewell to a year that felt like it was held together with duct tape, caffeine, and pure stubbornness. It’s about getting knocked down, getting pissed off, and still refusing to quit—because quitting is for people who believe someone’s coming to save them. Spoiler alert: no one is.

If you’ve ever looked around and realized modern America traded self-reliance for permission slips, safety nets, and excuses—this one’s for you. Dark humor, brutal honesty, and the kind of laughter that only shows up after you’ve been dragged through the mud and somehow kept your sense of humor intact.

No motivational fluff.
No “it all happens for a reason” garbage.

Just a toe tag, a middle finger, and a reminder that you’re still here—and that means you won.