Why the World’s Oldest Texts Sound Like UFO Reports

Today’s episode is not about whether ancient people saw strange things in the sky. That part is settled. They did. A lot. Repeatedly. With witnesses. And detailed schematics.
No, today’s episode is about why so many ancient texts read less like bedtime stories and more like badly redacted UFO reports.
Because somewhere between “Let there be light” and “Be not afraid,” something odd happened.