New Years Resolution

Uh!
Yeah!
New year, huh?
Watch this now
HIT IT!

January talk, big mouth brag
“New me comin’!” HA! Yeah, yeah, yeah
Said I’m droppin’ weight, eatin’ clean
Two days later, extra cheese

Gym card shiny, never swiped
Workout plan? Lost that fight
Mirror said, “You serious, man?”
I said, “Yeah!” then I sat right back down

Same me!
WATCH!
Same me!
WATCH!
New calendar, same mess
Same me, watch!

Said “No drinkin’, no smokin’, no bets”
Look at me now, still negotiatin’ with myself, yes
Garage clean? HA! Not today
That’s a springtime, summertime kind of play

Tried to be calm, tried to be nice
Lost my patience twice, TWICE!

Wait!
Hold up!
I meant NEXT week!
Hit it again!

New year! (WHAT?)
Same me! (WHAT?)
Big plans fallin’ off by week three
New year! (WHAT?)
Same me! (WHAT?)
Still funky, still free!

Said I’d save money, stack my pay
Bought dumb stuff anyway
Quit gamblin’, quit bad luck
Scratch ticket winked, I said “Aw, what the”

Eat at home, cook real food
Delivery app say “You good?”
Be a better person, elevate
But pettiness still got a reservation, CHECK!

Uh!
Get down!
Shake it loose now!
Break it down!

New year! (HEY!)
Same me! (HEY!)
Still breathin’, still movin’, still funky!
New year! (HEY!)
Same me! (HEY!)
I ain’t perfect, but I FEEL GOOD, don’t I?!

Resolutions come and go…
But this groove?
This groove STAY.
Ha! Happy New Year!