Flaming Crash and Cold Sushi

Flaming Crash and Cold Sushi – accidentally hilarious Star Citizen session you will not find anywhere else!

What starts as a routine flight in our RSI Zeus turns into absolute chaos: a missile hit flips the ship, we crash upside-down and on fire while plummeting to the surface. Erictalon87 fights out of the pilot seat, BettyStarScale gets bugged and clipped through the wall (classic Star Citizen), and we're both stuck in a burning wreck.

For the next 7 minutes it's pure problem-solving comedy: tractor beams, character resets, me accidentally yeeting myself out of the ship with the Dragonfly, climbing back in through the docking port... all while Betty goes AFK mid-rescue because her sushi delivery arrives. Yes, real-life sushi break with doorbell chime and happy eating sounds included.

Finally free, we escape on the two-seater Dragonfly speeder bike – laughing, flirting, and joking that the whole crash was just an excuse for a ride together... only for the bike to explode seconds later and kill us both.

Pure, unscripted Star Citizen joy with BettyStarScale as "The Space Angel" (who needed a sushi timeout). We laughed the entire time – hope you do too!

Sound Effects & Music: Bensound | SoundBible | Pixabay | Mixkit | Uppbeat | Zapsplat | Freesound
Edited in DaVinci Resolve