[Sanity Check] File #45: Holly-Jolly Highjacking!

The end of 2025 was rash and there's a rulebreaker from 2026 cataclysmic enough to put in here! Right after I explain what's up with me and my teeth, we see that rulebreaker going viral for skipping the hand wash after a mocapped bathroom break, Santa and his Elves turn to crime, A Prison Hotpot, A Year-End Summary of seeing objects go where they shouldn't, an Anime Fan that Saved The Day Gets Rewarded & Much MORE!
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Article Titles/Events (Because YT Hates Certain Links)
1:10:23 - In Memoriam of Amane Kanata (Graduation)
1:18:00 - VTuber Mimya Left Trackers On While Urinating On-Stream, The Clip Goes Viral, Gets TORN ASUNDER for Forgetting to Wash Hands!
1:50:00 - "Cat poo row goes to high court after neighbours kick up a stink"
2:03:00 - "Experiment to train rats to play Doom reaches a new level; rats can now shoot enemies — wraparound AMOLED screen provides virtual environment for neuroengineers' expanded open source project"
2:23:00 - "PETA sparks backlash with graphic shot at Umamusume"
2:39:30 - "‘Intoxicated’ raccoon passes out in bathroom after ransacking Virginia liquor store"
2:47:00 - "Thieves dressed as Santa and elves raid Montreal grocery store, claim inspiration from Robin Hood"
2:58:25 - "Stolen mandolins returned to music store with apology note: “Sorry I Been Drunk”"
3:04:49 - "Man accused of robbing meat market while naked"
3:15:00 - "British Man Fined $200 For Spitting Out Leaf That Had Blown Into His Mouth"
3:27:00 - "South Carolina prison guards intercept drone delivery of weed, cigarettes, steak, crab legs, and Old Bay seasoning"
3:48:15 - "What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year"

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