Grand Theft Presidents

Tonight’s monologue is pure parody — a ridiculous, satirical take on a world that feels like it’s completely lost the plot.
If America can “steal” Maduro… what’s next?
We imagine a not-real, hypothetical future where global powers stop fighting wars and start stealing leaders instead.
Putin stealing Zelensky.
Hamas stealing Netanyahu.
Trump getting stolen and somehow winning because of it.
Macron getting taken by China.
Kim Jong Un getting stolen by his own country.
This is not real, not news, and not how the world should work — it’s a comedic lens on how absurd modern geopolitics already feels.
When reality starts sounding like satire, sometimes the only way to talk about it… is to laugh at it.
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