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2026 Starts Off with a Bang for American Patriots!, What Are the Reasons for Trump Invading Venezuela and Capturing Its Leader Nick Maduro?(It Wasn't Only About Drugs!), New York City's Mayor Mommy Gets Sworn in on the Koran(He " Made History!" and He's No Muslim!), Israel Worshipper Mike Pompeo Whines to a Jew Podcaster That GOP Has a Big Problem with " Anti-Semitism!," Marge Greene Claims House Speaker Pop Goes the Weasel Does Anything Trump Tells Him, Who's Running Trump's Foreign Policy?, 5 Red States Ban SNAP Payments for Candy and Soda, MN's Governor Tim Walz Will Not Seek Re-Election, Pete Berkowitz and Erik Prince Carry Water for Deep-State Website realclearmorons.com, Inter Alia