Song Form Reviews: Metroid Prime 4- Through the Stars She Rides, Alone

Review of Metroid Prime 4...in song form....

LYRICS:

[Intro – Instrumental Build-Up]
[Verse 1]
Through the stars she rides alone,
In a suit of fire and steel,
Ancient echoes call her home,
To a world that dares to heal.
They mock her light with jealous cries,
“Just a relic from the past!”
But their console wars are hollow lies
She’s built to outlast!

[Pre-Chorus]
They scream, “It’s just a PS2 mirage!”
But they can’t see the truth through the fog.
While they’re stuck in loading screens,
We’re scanning ruins in our dreams!

[Chorus]
It’s not a PS2 game, it’s a legend reborn,
With plasma and thunder, through galaxies torn!
While Ponies whimper, lost in delay,
Samus is soaring through cosmic ballet!
No cinematic sobs, no scripted shame
Just missiles and morph balls and radiant flame!
So, cry your salt, let the fanboys proclaim
But Metroid Prime is no PS2 game!

[Verse 2]
From Tallon’s depths to Phazon’s core,
She fights with honor, never sore.
While others boast of ray-traced skies,
We’ve got soul behind our eyes.
No fetch quests, no padded play,
Just pure design that lights the way.
And when the credits start to roll,
You’ll know you witnessed gaming gold!

[Solo]

[Final Chorus – Double Time]
It’s not a PS2 game, it’s a thunderous cry,
A beacon of glory that lights up the sky!
While Ponies neigh in bitter defeat,
We’re grappling through caverns with speed and heat!
No remakes needed, no shame to tame
This is the legend; this is the flame!
So, raise your beam and shout her name
SAMUS! The queen of the game!