World Domination Is Easy. Reptilian Dating Is Not.

This episode is dedicated to our Reptilian Globalist Elite Overlords and their ongoing struggle to find love in a world that insists on being warm blooded.
Because even if you control the weather, the stock market, and several moon bases, it still hurts when someone leaves you on read.
So if you’re listening from inside a hollow volcano, a yacht shaped like a pyramid, or a members only underground spa beneath Davos…
This one’s for you.