Bert In His Own Words: *notpretzelda* (1/9/26) UPDATED

UPDATED to include the steering wheel footage from the agent.

Well, spoiler, he didn't go back to rewatch the agents video 🤣 Clearly, *notpretzelda* (a master of disguise) wrote "steering wheel" in chat and while Bert initially read it correctly, he then changed it to "wheel" for reasons unknown. This error changes the entire point of the comment. Did he have a stroke? Burt, are you okay?

He then goes onto say how he tries to ignore the "haters" and tells the truth about them. Which might confuse even the most casual of Bert consumers. When has he ever ignored them and of what truth is he speaking? Pretzelda Media™️ demands answers!