When The Bear Doesnt Know You are Deer Hunting

🎄🐻 Christmas Eve Bear Hunt – FULL BRITCHES INCIDENT 🩲😂

They tell you to always be prepared in the woods…
They don’t tell you what to do when a bear comes out of a grown-up ditch between your actual feet.

On this Christmas Eve bear hunt, Matt experienced what experts refer to as a “Full Britches Situation.”
No warning. No buffer zone. Just a bear, close contact, and a life-changing moment.

Because we believe in brotherhood, preparedness, and leaving no man behind — we proudly presented Matt with an official Bear Encounter Survival Kit, including:
• Disposable emergency undies
• Heavy-duty wipes
• Clear, easy-to-follow instructions for both liquids and solids

This kit is designed for:
✔ Unexpected bear encounters
✔ Sudden realizations
✔ Moments when your soul leaves your body before your boots do

Merry Christmas, Matt.
You survived the bear.
Your dignity… well… that’s still under review. 🎅🐻💩