StarRapture... factory building survival game

16 days ago
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"Yo, cosmic clowns! It's SWATune—beard denser than a black hole, piloting skills worse than a drunk asteroid—and we're hyperspacing into StarRapture, the stellar survival sim where aliens rapture your snacks and space pirates yeet your ship into nebula soup! No suit, no ship, zero stars—just me looting comet crap for laser toothpicks, building a station from space junk prayers, and dodging rapture rays like my life's a bad sci-fi rom-com. Will I rapture riches or get raptured into goo before warp one? Smash like for zero-G fails, sub for stellar saves—let's beam up and beam down LIVE! "

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