The Cult Of Narcisscientism

You walk in with a lab coat attitude
Talking down like truth belongs to you
Dropping footnotes like they’re hand grenades
If I blink twice, you say I’m not making the grade

Every question gets a rolling eye
Every doubt means I’m a dangerous guy
You shout “trust it” like it’s holy law
Funny thing, that’s not what science is for

You’re not asking, you’re declaring
Not discussing, you’re comparing
Who’s the smartest in the room tonight

It’s not science if you use it to sneer
It’s not wisdom if it runs on fear
If the goal is control and the crowd must bend
Welcome to the cult of Narcisscientism

When questions are mocked and curiosity’s a sin
When certainty rules and doubt can’t get in
If you call it “debate” but it’s just your condition
Welcome to the cult of Narcisscientism

Curiosity gets dismissed
Humility is on the missed list
Certainty is wearing a crown
Consensus says don’t slow it down

If you question, you’re a threat
If you doubt, you’re ignorant
Funny how the ego grows
When curiosity is disposed

You’re not asking, you’re declaring
Not discussing, you’re comparing
Who’s the smartest in the room tonight

It’s not science if you use it to sneer
It’s not wisdom if it runs on fear
If the goal is control and the crowd must bend
Welcome to the cult of Narcisscientism

When questions are mocked and curiosity’s a sin
When certainty rules and doubt can’t get in
If you call it “debate” but it’s just your condition
Welcome to the cult of Narcisscientism

Real science says, “Let’s take a look”
Yours says, “Read the right book”
Mine says, “What if we’re still wrong?”
Yours says, “Shut up and sing along”

Truth doesn’t shout
It doesn’t sneer
It doesn’t need a badge or cheer

It’s not science if you use it to sneer
It’s not wisdom if it runs on fear
If the goal is control and the crowd must bend
Welcome to the cult of Narcisscientism

When questions are mocked and curiosity’s a sin
When certainty rules and doubt can’t get in
If you call it “debate” but it’s just your condition
Welcome to the cult of Narcisscientism

If science fears a simple why
That’s not science - that’s just pride
It's called Narcisscientism

Who's the quack now man?
Lighten up....
Life's too short.....