Urinating at a Dollar General (October 2025)

Andrew travels by foot, crossing at least two streets to reach a Dollar General. While checking out, he purposefully urinates on himself (9:10), then exits the store in a hurry and continues urinating on the sidewalk.

0:00 - 3:30 - Unimportant babbling about being called a fake (very difficult to hear).
3:30 - Crosses the street successfully.
5:07 - Children audible.
6:30 - "Oh shit, that skeert me!"
7:25 (Approximately) - Automatic doors audible, Andrew enters a Dollar General.
9:10 - Andrew: Oh, fuck! Uh oh, I'm peein'! Uh oh, I'm peein'!
9:13 - Andrew exits the store.
9:34 - 9:40 - Andrew continues to urinate on the sidewalk outside of the store.
9:50 - Andrew: Scared gonna have an accident. [?]
10:05 - Andrew reenters the establishment.
10:23 - Andrew apologizes to the cashier for his "accident," claims it was because "I didn't ask my caregiver for help." After that, Andrew alternates between baby talk and speaking normally.
10:48 - Andrew apologizes to the cashier for his "little pee accident."
11:00 - Andrew exits the establishment, babbles.
14:44 - Beeping which does not bother Andrew (possibly at a crosswalk).
15:23 - Andrew celebrates crossing the street.
19:47 - Andrew: "People are like, how the hell are you [unclear]? It's 40 degrees out. Well, I have no fucking clue.
21:49 - Andrew returns to his residence; talks like a baby.
22:30 - Says what he bought.

Original title: Untitled, uploaded to Facebook
Recorded by Andrew Ditch on: October 31, 2025 at 6:
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: October 31, 2025
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