LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER BROADCAST

YOUR HUMBLE SGT MAJOR IS CURRENTLY HOMELESS AND LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER DUE TO THE PERVERTED GOVERNMENT TRICKING HIS SOON TO BE BUT NOT SOON ENOUGH X WIFE! THE PERVERTED GOVERNMENT CONTINUES USING AND ABUSING HER TO GET SENSITIVE INTEL FROM HER ABOUT YOUR MOST RIGHTEOUS SGT MAJOR! UNBELIEVABLE! STAND BY FOR DAILY SAT COMMS FROM OUR STAR LINK BROADCAST. WE ARE OUT ON BOND AND AT LARGE!......"GRIZZLE 6 OUT!"