Crime Is a Tool of the Left | Thu 1-15-26

Callers talking sense. Malcolm X had the wrong attitude: We ARE weaker when one is sick! Did Italians start "no-snitch culture"? Scott Adams' viral statements. John Adams spelled it "Koran"!

The Hake Report, Thursday, January 15, 2026 AD

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🕰️ TIMESTAMPS
0:00:00 Start
0:02:35 Caledonian Elixir 5pm PT
0:06:01 🎶 Hey, guys!
0:07:33 💬 Supers: LYC
0:09:26 📞 HADEN, TX: Another MN shooting
0:17:20 HADEN: Ronnie envious?
0:18:43 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Another scam!
0:26:45 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: Waymos stopped with blackout! South would win!
0:29:42 W III: NCAA point-shaving shame; Ronnie on Constitution?
0:36:01 🚫 NO KY JOHN
0:36:38 💬 Supers: History repeating, fast-twitch debate
0:41:33 💬 Supers: LYC streamlabs on mouthbreathers
0:44:27 📞 ART, OH: Pro-blacks, Malcolm X, "We sick, boss?"
0:49:47 ART: Scared of ICE, but fighting ICE? Trump, clampdown!
0:53:25 ART: Foreign Uber drivers think they know
0:55:38 📞 ALLEN, MI: Gynocentric, "horse chicks," control; Waymo correction; Letting criminals out to do more; PPFA funding "the children"
1:02:29 💬 Coffees: Mike from Canada
1:04:53 💬 Coffees: Greggatron
1:06:52 💬 Coffees: Cesar
1:08:18 Anchor Baby coming up…
1:08:37 📞 JOHN, KY: blames Cicilians and Scarface, 80s…
1:14:23 No-snitch Italians and black and Hispanic
1:18:10 💬 Supers… YouTube: Cesar, LYC, Craig
1:21:07 📞 DAVID, TX: Beastie Boys 🎶
1:22:55 DAVID: Chinese population is overestimated
1:27:21 Anchor Baby / Announcements
1:28:48 💬 Popcorn: Scott Adams… Get away misquote?
1:33:38 💬 Popcorn: Scott Adams, saved?
1:39:08 💬 Eric: PRIDE the SIN
1:41:24 💬 Eric: Rap culture
1:42:41 📞 ANTHONY, SoCal: "Koran" and "Musselmen" per John Adams
1:47:48 ANTHONY: People make the nation. The Constitution a piece of paper
1:49:41 ANTHONY: It's not western imperialism. Koran and laws of their prophet
1:51:07 ANTHONY: G Washington quote on Europeans paying to enemies
1:52:59 ANTHONY: Palestine, Western media
1:54:02 Outro

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