Darnell Dandy - Atrocious Porn (The Ballad of Bad Decisions)

Not all sins are sexy. Some are just... poorly lit.

“Atrocious Porn” is the AI-powered, soul-crushed slow jam you’ll accidentally relate to way more than you should. With a melody soaked in regret and lyrics that read like a Yelp review for a deleted browser history, Darnell Dandy delivers a scathing takedown of cinematic crimes against horniness.

This isn’t anti-porn. It’s anti-this porn.
The angles? Unholy.
The audio? War crimes.
The pacing? Missing. Presumed dead.

During the recording of “Atrocious Porn,” Darnell Dandy accidentally discovered a lost camcorder in the Sham Records supply closet labeled “DO NOT OPEN.” Darnell Quiggley opened it. The footage is now sealed in concrete beneath a Waffle House in Tallahassee.