Darnell Dandy – I’m Putting Descartes Before the Whores (Ska for the Overthinker)

I’m Putting Descartes Before the Whores is the AI-generated ska-pop existential crisis you didn’t know you needed — an
upbeat anthem for anyone who’s ever brought philosophy to a party and left with a mild panic attack and a footnote.

Jim Dandy wants to dance.
Darnell Quiggley wants citations.
Together, they’re laying down horns, hooks, and heavy doubt.