“I Moved Back” (January 2026)

Andrew records himself in his father's dining room.

Transcript:
“Andy Ditch here. So look at this here. Look at this house. Dad and Joe are gone, okay, they’re no longer here. I’m going to be having the feast in the house to myself from now on. Pretty cool, isn’t it, guys? I think so.
So, I have a house and a feast and everything I need here, and I moved back. Have a good one, guys. Happy New Year’s.”

Please note: While Andrew did not do anything to hurt his father or brother at the time of this recording, it was deeply concerning to many online that he carefully chose wording which seemed to imply such.

Original title: Dad and joe gone now house mine lol [MPqkbzJ1r8s]
Recorded by Andrew Ditch on: January 2, 2026 (Presumed)
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: January 2, 2026 1:18 PM