"Be Good" | Fri 1-16-26

Calls: Noise assault, and other crime. Distracted vaxx theorists. Trump's gesture to PDF protector accuser? OK? Mark Ruffalo pin for Renee Good.

The Hake Report, Friday, January 16, 2026 AD

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0:00:00 Start / Caledonian Elixir
0:04:51 Trump crackdown please?
0:06:30 Hey, guys!
0:09:19 … Print quality
0:14:05 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: The fight over the noise attack
0:20:29 DAVID: Scott Adams
0:23:23 DAVID: Kennedys, decline of America, lies, Somalis
0:25:23 DAVID: Women protesting, JD Vance declaration
0:26:50 DAVID: Brooklyn incident 7 years back. Big crime, big gov't!
0:31:13 DAVID: Property tax out of control… Hope I live to 62. SSI.
0:32:49 DAVID: 40cal I won't carry
0:34:40 DAVID: Getting off meds. Temper down.
0:35:35 📞 BRANDI, HI: Memories, son's brain, shy disability, quiet/God's voice
0:50:45 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Vaxx, God, confusion, imagination
0:57:44 🗣️ Flu shots… Coffees…
1:04:54 Popcorn 🎥 Trump middle finger? Mark Ruffalo too.
1:16:13 Coffee: Cesar
1:17:24 Supers…
1:19:10 Supers: LYC on memory vs thought vs imagination
1:21:06 📞 ALLEN, MI: Vaccinations anecdotes
1:25:40 ALLEN: Near-death experience: temporary hell?
1:30:50 💬 Supers: LYC
1:31:18 📞 ALEX, CA: Younger Mexican
1:33:24 ALEX: protester lady: I only care what you feel, not the truth
1:34:34 ALEX: expectations on Trump: Left worse, Right nice
1:36:28 📞 JAIME, MN: Hafa, impressions; Governors' race: Ilhan?
1:43:52 📞 ROB, NorCal: Earth curve tip.
1:50:05 💬 Coffee: If Joe Biden did to MTG what Trump did
1:52:09 📞 RONNIE, OH: Haden needn't identify with race, like you said

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