recalibrating in the bathroom before "comedy" set

what should i do vortex, i am about to go up
my favorite place anywhere: the bathroom
you're never closer to God than when you're doing a totally human thing
humanity is going down the toilet for a reason
i did that shit cos i thought it was funny but then people jerked off to it so i had to stop
my jokes have a shelf life of one evening unless i'm feeling nostalgic
sometimes i will revamp a joke rather than consistently tweak one
i lack the motivation to work on one or two things
proof of trapper keeper
maggie gyllenhaal is the sexist thing in the world
schizophrenia proof
we have so much stuff it's annoying
is it even possible to figure things out
sometimes the discombulation works a lot tho
i'm not the only that freezes up there, standup is really really hard