The Weight Of The Wait

LYRICS:
[Instrumental Solo]

[Chorus]
I'm waiting for real love, but she won't arrive!
The wait is so long, I won't survive!
I'm ready to love, and for us to thrive!
But if she keeps waiting, I won't even be alive!

[Choir Bridge]
This bitch is taking too long!
This bitch is taking too long!
This bitch is taking too long!
This bitch is taking too long!

[Slow Verse 1]
I've been waiting for love,
longer than the D-M-V!
I'm dying for care,
like a patient at U-M-C!
I can't wait to have a hole,
constantly blow my wee-wee!
Waiting is so excruciating,
it might just literally kill me

I'm out here throwing a tantrum,
like a kid waiting in the car!
I'm waiting like Mufasa's wife,
waiting for Simba to kill Scar!
I ain't laughing,
like someone making an unfunny Hardy har-har!
By the time she arrives,
my romantic flame will burn to char!

[Chorus]
I'm waiting for real love, but she won't arrive!
The wait is so long, I won't survive!
I'm ready to love, and for us to thrive!
But if she keeps waiting, I won't even be alive!

[Slow Verse 2]
I'm out here, slapping slices of cheese,
on random bitches foreheads!
The wait is too much,
like the Lice in Lil Wayne's dreads!
I'm getting tired, like a second story neighbor,
carrying up several beds!
The wait got me going crazy,
like a crackhead off his meds!

I'm bored, like the wrong suspect,
being investigated by the Feds!
I'm making bad choices, like a 3-O-4,
being who a simp Weds!
I'm going stupid, like someone actually, taking seriously,
the game Simon Says!
I'm fatigued, like a 7-11 employee, grabbing blacks,
but the customer says "I meant the Reds"!

[Chorus]
I'm waiting for real love, but she won't arrive!
The wait is so long, I won't survive!
I'm ready to love, and for us to thrive!
But if she keeps waiting, I won't even be alive!

[Choir Bridge]
This bitch is taking too long!
This bitch is taking too long!
This bitch is taking too long!
This bitch is taking too long!

[Choir Bridge]
Bitch what are you waiting for?!
Bitch what are you waiting for?!
Bitch what are you waiting for?!
Bitch what are you waiting for?!

[Chorus]
I'm waiting for real love, but she won't arrive!
The wait is so long, I won't survive!
I'm ready to love, and for us to thrive!
But if she keeps waiting, I won't even be alive!

[Instrumental Solo]