🚨 Trump SLAMMED them!

Tonight’s live breakdown: Davos turns into a therapy session for world leaders, Trump won’t blink on Greenland (“you’ll find out”), and Minnesota becomes the new national battleground over ICE — with a church disruption, a Target sit-in, and federal subpoenas dropping on top officials.

We’ll separate what’s verified from what’s just viral fog, then do it the only way this news deserves: satirical… but with receipts.

Topics: Davos drama, Greenland showdown, EU freak-outs, Minnesota anti-ICE protests, Cities Church disruption, Target sit-in, DOJ subpoenas, Don Lemon vs Nicki Minaj, and rapid-fire insanity.

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Timestamps (55 min structure)

0:00 Cold open: “Davos is Coachella for oligarchs”
2:10 Davos: Newsom’s freakout + world leaders “rolling over”
11:30 Davos: Macron basically saying “China, pls invest”
16:50 Trump + Greenland: “You’ll find out” (NATO/EU tension)
23:40 Denmark/EU clapback: “not for sale” + the profanity moment
27:30 Minnesota explodes: Cities Church disruption — what happened vs what people claim
36:40 Don Lemon angle + Nicki Minaj feud (keep it tight, keep it funny)
41:10 Target sit-in: why activists targeted it, why normies hate it
45:10 DOJ subpoenas: Walz / Ellison / Frey — what it signals politically
49:40 Wider pressure cooker: troop-readiness reporting + protests escalating
52:20 Rapid-fire: Thanedar clip, “Black Panthers” claims (with skepticism), JD/Usha baby, Shatner cereal
54:30 Wrap + chat + tomorrow’s setup