Skyrim - Ep. 7 ("There is no spoon...")

Skyrim: Playing for the first time with my only experience, as a recovering spoon addict, being my prolonged stint in Morrowind some many years ago. Don't worry, I cannot remember* much from that long time ago... something about a cash crab.

Requestors:
Keiko - Goblin
Al - Assistant
Jay - Monk
Son - Vocal
Salad Forks - Jealous

*Disclaimer:
While I cannot remember most of Morrowind or the stories it told, I do have the haunting sensation to own all the alluringly curvy eating utensils in the world.