I'd Rather Watch Paint Dry

A song Parody about this coming up SuperBowl halftime show. I'd rather watch Paint dry.

Tired of Super Bowl halftime shows turning into political lectures and DEI checklists? Yeah, us too. In "Paint Dry Rebellion," we slam the boring, preachy spectacle of the 2026 Super Bowl halftime—Bad Bunny headlining with reggaeton sermons and Green Day opening the ceremony like it's 2004 all over again. I'd rather watch paint dry than sit through another forced virtue signal!
Raw, fast punk rock straight from Akron, Ohio—power chords, pounding drums, and zero apologies. If you're sick of corporate NFL virtue signaling, woke anthems, and the same tired three chords from aging rockers, this track's for you.
Lyrics snippet:
"I'd rather watch paint dry! Than your halftime checklist high!
Bad Bunny spittin' Spanish, Green Day back at it again..."
Crank it loud before the big game on Feb 8, 2026. Like, comment your biggest halftime pet peeve, subscribe for more unfiltered punk rage, and share if you'd mute the TV too!
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