⚙ 🚆📦 FICSIT INCIDENT REPORT: TRAIN GO FAST, HUMAN GO NO

MRE Recipe:
🛤️⚡📉 + 🧠❌ + ☕🔋 + 🚆💨➡️😳➡️🪦

Pack light — we are not getting off this train.
We’re factory-surviving in Satisfactory while my perfectly engineered rail system decides to achieve escape velocity and I become cargo.

Watch as I:

😂 Get trapped on a high-speed train I personally designed
🤦‍♂️ Realize too late that brakes are a suggestion
🚆 Overshoot the station by three biomes and one life choice
📦 Stare out the window questioning FICSIT ethics
⚡ Forget which switch controls what (it was important)
🧠 Open the map with confidence and zero understanding
🛠️ Say “this is fine” while passing the same mountain again
📸 Treat catastrophic logistics failure like a guided tour

💀 WARNING:
May include uncontrolled acceleration, missed stations, unplanned scenic routes, poor rail math, existential conveyor thoughts, and FICSIT silently noting this in my permanent record.

Will I stop the train? Maybe.
Will I learn from this? Unlikely.
Will the factory continue expanding while I scream internally? Guaranteed.

Because the factory must grow.
Even if I don’t know where I’m going anymore.

📡 ABOUT THIS EMPLOYEE

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FICSIT reminds you:
Efficiency is mandatory. Safety is optional.