Good Ones | Mon 1-26-26

RIP Alex Pretti: Libs excited. Ever play dumb to fit in? A white man and black Jewish Christian talk. Haters have their "good ones," based on judgment. Some people want hate!

The Hake Report, Monday, January 26, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS
0:00:00 Start / Disclaimer
0:02:23 🙏 RIP Alex Pretti
0:05:17 🎶 Hey, guys! Daddy didn't leave… LOCK YOUR DOOR
0:10:21 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Weather! Greta…
0:12:56 J: Nick prediction
0:14:03 J: Ye song in club
0:17:13 📞 KEN, IL: Dems' new G. Floyd for midterms
0:22:31 K: Dumbing oneself down… 45 on nightstand, for…
0:26:15 📞 ALLEN, MI: Rockwell edu; Ducks and Hens… Calls…
0:30:36 A: School, cliques
0:33:35 📞 STEVE'N, MD: Dumbing self down? Who's in power?
0:36:27 S: Daddy "Beta."
0:38:08 S: Semper Fi, Simple Fi? I'm in the middle.
0:39:53 S: Republicans, Dixiecrats
0:42:18 S: Disagree with using ICE… Homicides down?
0:45:25 S: DUI's
0:46:51 S: Grew up with Hispanics
0:48:14 S: Who hates whom? Mark-bashing… American N—. Ken too.
0:54:24 📞 MARK, L.A.: Fable by Rockwell, NJF
0:56:18 M: Alex Pretti, Italian? Fascists were not N… Poles. Black Americans..
0:58:57 🗣️ ZENNY & MARK: B's & J's
1:01:30 M & Z: Immigration plan, minorities
1:05:41 M & Z: Protests, suspend constitution, voting Republican
1:07:15 Z & M: Don't vote JD Vance! Over Newsom?
1:09:24 Z & M: Rate Trump's 2nd term? B. Israel.
1:11:35 Z & M: Christian Jewish person. Ivanka Trump?
1:12:35 Z & M: Christ's sacrifice? They want us to hate them? Chosen?
1:15:39 Z & M: Anti-Communism or anti-Semitism?
1:18:22 📞 ZENNY, Canada: NJF in a club, song
1:20:55 📞 CALI, CA: Einstein
1:22:02 📞 MAZE, Dayton, OH: Crime? Interracial women.
1:26:56 M: Haters… White Americans and appreciation
1:31:51 M: Kids… Be like Christ…
1:33:43 M: Mexican Mafia…
1:34:49 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Lynyrd Skynyrd tee
1:37:08 D: MLK denied Christ? Abby Phillip CNN… black men are strong
1:39:59 D: What it was like… black schools and churches
1:44:02 💬 Coffees… Jermaine, Haden, Mike
1:47:54 💬 Popcorn… Kash and Hake speak out of turn on incidents
1:51:51 💬 Eric… Hake's MESS of a BQ answer. END

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