Worst HAKE Ever | Thu 1-29-26

Hake got caught not paying attention. 🙈 Long calls with ICE incident critics, two Brians. Black Americans. Alex Pretti. Ashli Babbitt. Iran is Iraq?

The Hake Report, Thursday, January 29, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS
0:00:00 Start
0:03:38 Patience? NOT!
0:04:15 🎶 Hey, guys! Teeth tee!
0:06:37 📞 WILLIAM 7: Punchie Penguin
0:12:09 W7: Jesus is not God billboard
0:15:36 W7: FE. Copernicus. I'm not angry. You're not paying attention!
0:18:20 📞 BRIAN, NOLA: ICE doing too much. How about Jacob Frey?
0:26:48 B: New Orleans crime…
0:34:49 B: Silliness of…
0:40:50 B: Trump
0:42:21 📞 BRIAN, STL, MO, 1st: Domestic. Iran=Iraq. Gulf of Tonkin. WWII.
0:46:58 B: ICE distraction from Iran. Alex Pretti. Executed!
1:04:15 B: Iran.
1:10:10 B: Canada, Denmark, free healthcare.
1:15:43 📞 DAVID, TX: ICE incident. Alex Pretti.
1:25:03 D: Ashli Babbitt, J6'ers had no business. Renee Good.
1:28:12 💬 Coffees: Greggatron, Cesar, Terri
1:31:21 💬 Popcorn: Police state, right or left?
1:37:05 💬 Coffees: Bernie Mac… Brian forgive mama; Supers…
1:40:29 🙇 Sorry, W7! 💬 Supers… Bibby
1:44:45 Callers' audio not working on Hake's end…
1:48:20 💬 Super
1:49:10 💬 Super
1:52:23 📞 MARK, L.A.: Worst episode!
1:54:00 Outro

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