Mario Brothers (2600)

Originally Broadcast on 2016-06-25.

Mario learns to be a plumber like his brother Luigi.......He's a slow learner. Final Score: 28,000

2026 EDIT: If all it took to be a plumber was to jump and hit turtles and crabs from underneath, we would not have any plumbers, because who could ever jump that high, let alone not get sore hands from banging concrete flooring with their fists?

This has been Reese's profound thought of the day.