I Rebuke You in the Name of Jesus | Thu 2-5-26

Alt theories on the Bible: Serpent's seed? O.T. God? Sonya Massey and Sean Grayson: Both wrong? Who's worse: Epstein or Muhammad?

The Hake Report, Thursday, February 5, 2026 AD

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0:00:00 Start / Disclaimer
0:04:34 🎶 Hey, guys!
0:05:46 📞 ALLEN, MI: hybrid Obama; Jesus vs bankers, Jubilee; Figs works of men
0:17:01 📞 ERIC, AZ: Adam, Eve, serpent's children vs Adam's; O.T. God is Satan?
0:23:38 E: How did Cain learn evil, if from Adam, not the Serpent?
0:29:17 E: Real God wouldn't punish and k—?
0:32:39 E: War, ego… Father? Asleep? Eve? God or Serpent?
0:35:43 💬 Supers / Coffees: D—? Worshiping Jewish Jesus? Superior? Noble?
0:40:34 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Not an apple. 🚫 COMPLICATED BUSINESS
0:42:40 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil… Like a child
0:45:54 W 7: See/read the Bible differently now? "God with us."
0:51:15 📞 DAVID, Ocala: Be like God? Serpent-seed doctrine? Wheat and tares?
1:04:43 D: Sonya Massey and Sean Grayson, children of the Devil?
1:10:38 D: Ronnie, you're part of the problem! Voting Biden!
1:12:38 💬 Popcorn on Hake vs Hake on Sean Grayson, Sonya Massey
1:22:30 🎥 Haden's Rockwell CBC interview clip
1:25:41 💬 Supers … Rumble Rants yesterday on "Americans"
1:28:15 📞 ANTHONY: Punchie TV; Godlike Jesus, Word of God, Memra
1:38:19 A: Olav, Islam or Zionism? Force vs Temptation
1:43:30 A: Epstein or Muhammad? Aisha…
1:48:21 💬 Supers / Coffee: Cesar
1:51:09 💬 Popcorn … Slippery slope, off the rails: David, Haden
1:53:45 🙋‍♂️ END

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