So Everything's a Big Joke to You | Mon 2-16-26

"Conservative" Obama voter, OK with "same-sex marriage," rehashed. White callers pat each other on the back. Trans "parent," Grand Prairie. Moonlight is cooler than moon shade.

The Hake Report, Monday, February 16, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS
0:00:00 Start
0:03:05 Epstein…
0:05:10 Hey, guys!
0:07:40 📞 RONNIE, OH: What it means to be conservative? Voting…
0:13:15 R: Conservative Obama voter. Obamacare deficit. Adding jobs.
0:24:37 R: Obama's identity politics
0:28:56 R: Gay marriage switch
0:38:56 📞 MARK, L.A.: Anchor Baby; Ronnie supporting communists, "marriage"
0:44:03 M: Marriage… Obamacare unemployment… Obamacare…
0:48:07 M: Pen pals with Marx… Making them Christian… grateful?
0:49:45 🗣️ HADEN & MARK: Identity. Commander. TX Muslims.
0:52:45 H&M: Ronnie bashing, "small-minded"
0:54:20 H&M: Taking advantage of America, while bringing it down!
0:57:04 H&M: Giving time…
0:57:54 📞 ALEX, CA: White and black criminals… gotta go!
0:59:41 📞 ALLEN, MI: 40 min. Bankrupt cities, run up the debt.
1:03:15 A: Politics, culture, religion… When the Saxon Began to Hate, Kipling
1:05:39 A: Political vs religious solution. Moses & Aaron. Nehemiah cancelled debts
1:09:41 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: "Trans" parent s—d "her" children… Mass incident
1:16:58 J: Mark and Art… Family Day…
1:18:59 💬 Rumble Rants… Supers
1:20:43 💬 Coffee: Eric on BQ
1:22:56 💬 Popcorn, CBill
1:25:23 💬 Popcorn on Mark's claim on job creation
1:27:13 💬 Cesar on marriage
1:28:35 💬 Super: Kayl on Christian nation… Obama great
1:30:23 📞 ROBERT, KS: Moonlight is cooler than moon shade
1:33:58 R: Marriage design, codifying the truth
1:38:50 📞 WILLIAM 7… Drunkards in O.T. … Oops cop!
1:43:02 Supers…
1:46:46 Older supers… Chart?
1:49:12 📞 Back to W 7: Trooper said to exit; don’t just pull over…
1:51:45 W 7: Zionist guest on TFS
1:54:04 Outro

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