Mr. DARK SIDE, número uno, CHAPTER 1, AudioBook

Author's Note:
This book's manuscript was submitted for security review and has been authorized for public consumption. The script has been vetted and reviewed by individuals and collectives that most people, including specific elements of the Government, don't even know exist. For the most part, names and locations have intentionally been fuzzied. To the critics, my answer is, quoting General McAuliffe, “Nuts”.

CHAPTER 1
“Distal phalangeal fracture,” the young Doctor stated, factually, as she pointed at my bare big toe. She glanced back at her computer screen. “Old injury.”