A Personal Message From Santa, 3413

Good morning, I’m still reporting on Santa – yes, Mr. Claus, himself.
I started to work at 4 am this morning and the first thing that hit me was this personal Christmas greeting from Santa Claus. And guess what, Santa is a freedom-loving patriot.
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Yes, Santa did get Beth’s name wrong, but she doesn’t do videos so often, and he was probably rushing to get this shooting done. Imagine how many people he has to film shout-outs to each December. It’s a good thing Santa can traverse the time-space continuum.
I’m still reporting from just outside the citadel of world freedom. Good Day.