Roger Stone’s 1st Interview After His Pardon, 3416

Good evening, I’m still reporting on the coup.
Tonight, FoxNews announced that President Trump has just pardoned Roger Stone for the crime of not much of anything.
When Tucker Carlson cut away to Stone, apparently being filmed in his home, Stone was nodding off at 8:13 Eastern time.
But Stone, always a flashy dresser had really outdone himself this time.
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I’m still reporting from just outside the citadel of world freedom. Good Day.