the amish don't commit suicide

listen to the hoteps
my nose ring is always outta place
my parents are so boring they've never tried sushi
boomers are law-abiding shitizens
probably wish they hadn't talked up the police dept so much
the long g...the people we don't like
have you ever heard of the amish community
staring at a screen is so addictive
netflix encourages binge-watching, liquor companies would get sued w/ this kinda marketing
best way to exercise 1st A: not give em $
but no...let's go to protest rally instead
country full of nincompoops