Follow The Signs

Signs exist for a reason, to follow them. I didn't know this till I crossed the street when the red hand was telling me to back off. It was an event that was life threatening to say the least.

I walked straight into the street and got hit by a kid on a tricycle. I sued him for all he was worth and ended up getting a couple Nascar toys (with flames :D), a tricycle, and a whole container of silly putty. I took this event as a sign.

.....It was actually pretty sweet... You know what? Forget everything I just said. Don't follow the signs. If you do, you're probably not gonna get any cool toys. Signs suck.