S&W Bodyguard 380: Day One Range Report. Worst Trigger Ever?

Table top follow up to this range video:
https://youtu.be/AAQkLxwW1_Y
for a comparison of the LCP2, TCP and S&W BG Triggers.

The pistol functioned as designed (mostly), which is the problem.
The trigger on this firearm is about the worst I've dealt with, the reset requires 100% return, and the trigger breaks right when it hits the frame. At this hour its hard to describe just how bad it is, so you'll just have to watch the video and listen to me complain about it.