A Message for Laodicea

This church is kind of lukewarm.
If they were hot or cold at least they'd have some taste, but they're just room temperature. Jesus is getting ready to spit them out onto the floor and demand to see the chef.
Some of the people here are bragging about how spiritually rich they are. In reality, they're poor and blind and naked. Talk about getting it wrong.
They need to turn to Jesus to be truly rich.
He's standing at the door knocking. They just have to let him in. Maybe they can get him to tell some great "knock-knock" jokes while they're waiting.
If they do all this, they're going to get a place beside him on his throne. Best seat in the house.