Beth & Bill Livestream, 3487

Good afternoon, I’m still reporting on the coup.
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We interrupt this fun fest because this is the last day of the month and we need you to give the following sponsors your fair consideration.
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I'm still reporting from just outside the Citadel of American freedom. Good day.