Dog Latin - Bastardization of the Vehicle Code

According to the rules of English grammar your name would be spelled "John Albert Smith".

In dog Latin it is spelled "JOHN ALBERT SMITH".

If spelled in ancient Latin it would be "JOHN-ALBERT-SMITH". (With a hyphen connecting each word.)

The rules of ancient Latin are different than the rules of English.

Dog Latin is a hybrid or bastard of two separate languages and therefore it is a corrupt from of writing.

People assume that when a name is spelled in uppercase or lowercase it is the same name. Dog Latin was created as the language of the peasants, the stupid people.

In the “Vehicle Code” of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, the first group of words in the ledger, or top-most part often called a heading is “TABLE OF CONTENTS”.

That is written in dog Latin and according to the rules of English grammar it actually reads “TABLE. OF. CONTENTS”. (As if having a period at the end of each of the three words since the words are not connected to form a sentence.)

If it was spelled “Table of Contents”, than that group of words would be proper according to English grammar.

During a vehicle stop the police officer is speaking in a foreign language and therefore he is speaking gibberish. It sounds like English but it is not. He is speaking a corrupt form of English that is taught in schools and used by ignorant people, the illiterate people.

During a vehicle stop, that is when you ask for an interpreter since the police officer is speaking Legalese, otherwise known as dog Latin.

What dictionary is the police officer using? What grammatical style manual is he referring to?