One Out of Three Is Bad (Do Be Sad)

Using Meat Loaf's classic, 1977 "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad," here's the inverse to celebrate my nearly stable,
dynastic hold upon the Game Pigeon mini golf game (or at least 2 out of three games). This is a mere token example of the arsenal of psych-ops weapons I'll unleash on my opponents to crush their tenuous spirit.

I keep on tellin' you
Keep on tellin' you
I whomped you
I crushed you
There ain't no way I never will unbeat you
Do be sad
One out of three is bad
Do be sad
Cause one out of three is bad