Pillow Boy David Hogg Returns With a New Shtick

After over a month away from social media since he split Twitter on February 10 following his grand announcement of the Good Pillow company whose name now probably belongs to a gun company since he was too clueless to register it before announcing it to the world, David Hogg is back with a new shtick whose purpose is really to make you forget he ever ridiculously hyped pillows. Yes, in his grand return on March 23, gone was even the hint of PILLOWS which is apparently now a taboo subject for him. Instead he wants you to focus on peace and harmony so we can all unite together for gun control. Oh, and please forget all about PILLOWS. The subject is much too painful for him to think about. And does it seem like Hogg took drama lessons during his weeks away from the Web with his his really really long dramatic pauses? Apparently the lessons didn't quite stick since, as you can see, his slow talk began to speed up into near incoherence towards the end of his shpiel.